"God created Heaven and Earth. Then he created Vegemite. He is still laughing"
We ordinary people have only one weapon to use against the fanatics, the extremists, the terrorists, the warmongers - laughter. Laugh at them, make fun of them, no matter what they do to you. Laughter is like water on a rock, it wins through in the end.
Laughter drains the power of the tyrant.
This site tries to do this. Not very well, mind you......
The mathematical mangulator still walks amongst us. He cannot die, for he is an eater of Weet Bix.
"and so it begins"
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I operate a computer and networking consultancy, and web page design and maintenance service for the people of the Central Coast region of New South Wales, Australia, and surrounding areas. As part of this service I maintain web sites at a number of locations. Try clicking on most graphics on this site and have a look around.
As these are business sites, I run them in a proper, dignified, businesslike manner. Well, mostly.
That is all very well, but I feel the need to put up a site where I can be a little self indulgent, let my hair down somewhat, talk a little of what really interests me, maybe experiment, and perhaps be a little silly. Sometimes very silly.
At one time the authorities considered that a mental institution would be the best place for me. Unfortunately, I failed the entrance exam.
I then considered a sex change, but the doctor decided that I wouldn't be much use as a man.
I then tried plastic surgery but the surgeon kept throwing up and couldn't do the operation.
I have been told that the planet Earth is still in beta testing. Version 1.0 will not be released until the Great Programmer In The Sky comes up with some decent, workable, intelligent life code. The current code keeps looping, I'm told.
My favourite colour is blue. Just as well. I use Windows a lot.
Newtown. Betrayed but never forgotten.
"we'll be back"
Psst! Did you go to Enmore High School ?
"oh my God, look out! He's Australian, he's putting beetroot on his hamburger! Run for your life!"
"no wukkers me old mate, just keep your meat pies hot and your beer cold"
Oh by the way, for those of you who think yours truly is completely devoid of any merit whatsoever, guess who won "letter of the month" in PC Active Magazine issue No 5 out 14 February, 2001. At my first attempt. What a talented, multimedia, type person I really are. Eat you heart out, Stephen King
I will post this magnificent letter after the magazine has sold out! Keep your credit card handy!
Now posted on The Letter page. Enjoy! Be amazed! Many excellent verbs! Count them!
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AUSTRALIA IS CLOSED UNTIL WE FIND AN HONEST POLITICIAN. DON'T BOTHER KNOCKING.
Quotations used from songs or television programmes and previously published graphics displayed are acknowledged as the intellectual property of the various copyright holders and are used in anticipation of their kind permission. Any genuine takedown request made to the Webmaster will be complied with forthwith. But I would like to leave them on. Pretty, pretty, please, with sugar and cream and jam with a cherry on top?
Copyright © 2001 Brian Brett
