"I'm a poet and don't know it"
I once heard a wise man say "kibblefritz". Of course he was pissed at the time.
"vegemite, oh vegemite
you are so very pure
you taste a little like some meat paste
and a whole lot like manure"
"I watch the Oprahouse Windbag show
and Rikki Flake as well
I wish they'd grab Jerry Dinger
and go to bloody hell"
" They bought out all our newspapers
out Rugby League has flown
this website is the only thing
that Newscorp doesn't own"
You hear shuffling behind you, it freezes your soul
icy hands on your brain, he has taken control
he devours your spirit, on your fear does he feed
he's in your mind now, you to Hell he will lead
your life was a misery, your death now comes faster
for eternity you'll serve now, The Holy Webmaster
The grandson to end all grandsons.
So YOU thought YOU were a dickhead!
Copyright © 2001 Brian Brett
